Dear Jensen Ackles:
I know you've made some dodgy career choices when it comes to movies. 'Ten Inch Hero' wasn't horrible, but I have a feeling you did it because you've got some typecasting concerns. While I enjoyed 'My Bloody Valentine'... I mean, really? The remake of an 1980s horror movie that wasn't that fantastic to begin with. In 3D. I'm cringing a little as I write this. And 'Devour.' Don't get me started on 'Devour.' I'd like to forget I ever witnessed the last ten minutes of that atrocity.
But I have a suggestion. A brilliant one, perhaps. You see, thanks to my epic nerditude, I've been playing many, many videogames over winter break. And I came across a particularly fantastic one: Uncharted 2. Now, I may have an inexplicably huge crush on its hero, Nathan Drake, but that's beside the point. Here. Watch the trailer (hint: HD is better):
SEE? He looks like you, he acts like Dean, and he's even got the mocha henley!! So perfect. And the best part? They're making it into a movie. So go. Audition. Enjoy. And don't say I never did anything for you.
But I have a suggestion. A brilliant one, perhaps. You see, thanks to my epic nerditude, I've been playing many, many videogames over winter break. And I came across a particularly fantastic one: Uncharted 2. Now, I may have an inexplicably huge crush on its hero, Nathan Drake, but that's beside the point. Here. Watch the trailer (hint: HD is better):
Click to viewSEE? He looks like you, he acts like Dean, and he's even got the mocha henley!! So perfect. And the best part? They're making it into a movie. So go. Audition. Enjoy. And don't say I never did anything for you.