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My co-worker, R, just shared this story (which she heard from her housemate) at lunch. Keep in mind, they are a pretty conservative group of people :)
R's housemate's friend, S, was out walking on the beach with her dog & 10 year old son. When the tide is low, everyone takes advantage of it & brings their dogs to play on the beach. As S was walking, she came upon a green dildo in the sand, started screaming, "Eww!", and told her son to get rid of it, so her son, not knowing what it was, quickly grabbed it & threw it as far away as he could. The dog took off down the beach after it, and came back with it in his mouth, prompting S to continue to freak out & scream "Eww" & "Get rid of it!". The son, confused, asked, "what is it?" and she responded, "it's a plastic penis!" He screamed, "Eww!", and picked it up & threw it *again*, and the dog went sprinting after it & brought it back again...
R's housemate's friend, S, was out walking on the beach with her dog & 10 year old son. When the tide is low, everyone takes advantage of it & brings their dogs to play on the beach. As S was walking, she came upon a green dildo in the sand, started screaming, "Eww!", and told her son to get rid of it, so her son, not knowing what it was, quickly grabbed it & threw it as far away as he could. The dog took off down the beach after it, and came back with it in his mouth, prompting S to continue to freak out & scream "Eww" & "Get rid of it!". The son, confused, asked, "what is it?" and she responded, "it's a plastic penis!" He screamed, "Eww!", and picked it up & threw it *again*, and the dog went sprinting after it & brought it back again...