Cheers!!

[shoseamus]

As I was waiting for Harry to get back to the dorm room, I had gotten out my low ball glasses and the whiskey I had spoken to him about earlier

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[chief_minion]

My master has access to some excellent alcohol. Perhaps you could be presuaded to join him for a drink?

[shoseamus]

uhhhh

Alcohol BAAAADDDDD!!
Head HUUUURTTTSS!!!

GO AWAY EVIL RAT!!

[chief_minion]

You used to play with me, Seamus. You liked fed me cheese on your bed. I'm just trying to return the favor of refreshment.

[shoseamus]

USED TO is the key statement there, you unloyal traitor.

There are not enough galleons in the wizarding world that would have me take ANYTHING from you or your evil Lord Voldiebush!

[glower_power1]

Yes, the Dark Lord has a very extensive wine cellar, if I remember correctly...

[chief_minion]

And he remembers how much you like to whine wine.

[shoseamus]

Uh, that is not a subtle hint to "goodies", is it?

[glower_power1]

Wormtail, I told you to shut up about that. I am not the sub. I do not beg. And I most definitely do not whine!

[chief_minion]

I have pictures.......

[glower_power1]

How many galleons do you want for them?

[chief_minion]

Ah, Sevvy, perhaps is not galleons I am after.

[glower_power1]

Wormtail, I am not sure that I like the tone of that insinuation. And please, for the love of Merlin, do not call me Sevvy. Coming from you it wholly disturbs me.

[chief_minion]

Just exactly how disturbed are you...
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssevvy?

[glower_power1]

For Salazar's sake, Wormtail... I'll tell Lucius on you! He doesn't have that pointy cane for no reason, you know. I'm sure he could lodge it in some very interesting places.

[chief_minion]

Speaking from experience are we??

Fine. Don't tell Lucius, just remember I have pictures......

[glower_power1]

No! Absolutely not! No experience whatsoever with that!
..... right.
You'd better not be planning on doing anything with these alleged photographs.