LJ's revisted
I've been spending my evening going over old LJ's. They are really hilarious sometimes. Of course i was reading them backwards too which was even more funny to me. I'd say I;m huge? An di'd be like... oh honey you got so much bigger. Then i'd read back a little further "am i getting rather large to anyone but me" and i'm not seriously? My stomach's that big now! Too funny. then i gt nostalgic over a few things... mostly about times and friends in LA. I need to visit. Just a fun visit where i can see people and places. Maybe in January or early february. That would be nice.
Here's something i found from long ago... My name then was Tootsie Wafflebut but seeing as i got hitched my name is now...
Tootsie Potty Sniffer????!?!?!?!? Oh i so should have kept my maiden name!
Tootsie Wafflebutt
I got this in an email today and thought it was quite funny....
> >The following is excerpted from a children's book,
> Captain Underpants And
> >the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
> Pilkey, in which the evil
> >Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> >1. Use the third letter of your first name
> to�determine your new first name
> >:
> >a = snickle
> >b = doombah
> >c = goober
> >d = cheesey
> >e = crusty
> >f = greasy
> >g = dumbo
> >h = farcus
> >i = dorky
> >j = doofus
> >k = funky
> >l = boobie
> >m = sleezy
> >n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
> >p = stinky
> >q = slimy
> >r = dorfus
> >s = snooty
> >t= tootsie
> >u = dipsy
> >v = sneezy
> >w = liver
> >x = skippy
> >y = dinky
> >z = zippy
> >2. Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half of
> >your new last name :
> >a = dippin
> >b = feather
> >c = batty
> >d = burger
> >e = chicken
> >f = barffy
> >g = lizard
> >h = waffle
> >i = farkle
> >j = monkey
> >k = flippin
> >l = fricken
> >m = bubble
> >n = rhino
> >o = potty
> >p = hamster
> >q = buckle
> >r = gizzard
> >s = lickin
> >t = snickle
> >u = chuckle
> >v = pickle
> >w = hubble
> >x = dingle
> >y = gorilla
> >z = girdle
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> determine the second half of
> >your new last name:
> >a = butt
> >b = boob
> >c = face
> >d = nose
> >e = hump
> >f = breath
> >g = pants
> >h = shorts
> >i = lips
> >j = honker
> >k = head
> >l = tush
> >m = chunks
> >n = dunkin
> >o = brains
> >p = biscuits
> >q = toes
> >r = doodle
> >s = fanny
> >t = sniffer
> >u = sprinkles
> >v = frack
> >w = squirt
> >x = humperdinck
> >y = hiney
> >z = juice
> >
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name
> is:Fluffy Chucklefanny.
remember that children laugh an�average of 146 times a day;
> adults laugh an average
> >of�4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Here's something i found from long ago... My name then was Tootsie Wafflebut but seeing as i got hitched my name is now...
Tootsie Potty Sniffer????!?!?!?!? Oh i so should have kept my maiden name!
Tootsie Wafflebutt
I got this in an email today and thought it was quite funny....
> >The following is excerpted from a children's book,
> Captain Underpants And
> >the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
> Pilkey, in which the evil
> >Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> >1. Use the third letter of your first name
> to�determine your new first name
> >:
> >a = snickle
> >b = doombah
> >c = goober
> >d = cheesey
> >e = crusty
> >f = greasy
> >g = dumbo
> >h = farcus
> >i = dorky
> >j = doofus
> >k = funky
> >l = boobie
> >m = sleezy
> >n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
> >p = stinky
> >q = slimy
> >r = dorfus
> >s = snooty
> >t= tootsie
> >u = dipsy
> >v = sneezy
> >w = liver
> >x = skippy
> >y = dinky
> >z = zippy
> >2. Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half of
> >your new last name :
> >a = dippin
> >b = feather
> >c = batty
> >d = burger
> >e = chicken
> >f = barffy
> >g = lizard
> >h = waffle
> >i = farkle
> >j = monkey
> >k = flippin
> >l = fricken
> >m = bubble
> >n = rhino
> >o = potty
> >p = hamster
> >q = buckle
> >r = gizzard
> >s = lickin
> >t = snickle
> >u = chuckle
> >v = pickle
> >w = hubble
> >x = dingle
> >y = gorilla
> >z = girdle
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> determine the second half of
> >your new last name:
> >a = butt
> >b = boob
> >c = face
> >d = nose
> >e = hump
> >f = breath
> >g = pants
> >h = shorts
> >i = lips
> >j = honker
> >k = head
> >l = tush
> >m = chunks
> >n = dunkin
> >o = brains
> >p = biscuits
> >q = toes
> >r = doodle
> >s = fanny
> >t = sniffer
> >u = sprinkles
> >v = frack
> >w = squirt
> >x = humperdinck
> >y = hiney
> >z = juice
> >
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name
> is:Fluffy Chucklefanny.
remember that children laugh an�average of 146 times a day;
> adults laugh an average
> >of�4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.