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Nov 16, 2005 11:56

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male: Playing football without a cup

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on another woman while out with this one

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play, or book
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking a beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
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