children's books. How hard can they be?
This is Teddy *1.
Teddy is getting dressed*2.
Teddy has a new T Shirt on*3.
Teddy has new trousers on*4.
But look at that...
Teddy has only one sock!
Where is Teddy's left sock?*5
Is it in his bed?
No!
Is it down the chair?*6
No!
Is it in the bath?
No!
Is it in his drawer?*7
Yes!
*1 Insert picture of annoyingly cute animal. Try and use some actual material for the pages.
#2 Be careful not to show any naughty bits (not exactly sure where they would be on a bear covered in fur).
*3 Consider if Nike will cosponsor...if so change text to 'New sporty Nike T-shirt'...
*4 Levis - see 3.
*5 Build up the suspense - make Teddy looked shocked as if someone has inserted something painful.
*6 Getting rather concerned that this may look like Teddy had a good time last night.
*7 Why on earth wouldn't he look there first? Teddy obviously a moron.
Draw pictures - ship to major publishers. Should make $$$$$
Teddy is getting dressed*2.
Teddy has a new T Shirt on*3.
Teddy has new trousers on*4.
But look at that...
Teddy has only one sock!
Where is Teddy's left sock?*5
Is it in his bed?
No!
Is it down the chair?*6
No!
Is it in the bath?
No!
Is it in his drawer?*7
Yes!
*1 Insert picture of annoyingly cute animal. Try and use some actual material for the pages.
#2 Be careful not to show any naughty bits (not exactly sure where they would be on a bear covered in fur).
*3 Consider if Nike will cosponsor...if so change text to 'New sporty Nike T-shirt'...
*4 Levis - see 3.
*5 Build up the suspense - make Teddy looked shocked as if someone has inserted something painful.
*6 Getting rather concerned that this may look like Teddy had a good time last night.
*7 Why on earth wouldn't he look there first? Teddy obviously a moron.
Draw pictures - ship to major publishers. Should make $$$$$