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[shortsweetsoul]

I feel that one Shawn Spencer needs to address those Twix commercials. "Need a moment? Chew it over with TWIX"

Like, I dunno-

GUS: Shawn, you have to decide now. We can either [do something stupid and legal] or you can [do something stupid, suicidal, silly, and illegal].
SHAWN: ...
GUS: SHAWN. You better make up your mind about this, or I'm just gonna leave now-
SHAWN: Hold up! *pulls out a Twix and munches*
*silence except for Shawn's disgusting chewing*
GUS: SHAWN.
SHAWN: DAMMIT, WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?

urrggghhh in other news, my family can only show love through food and gifts, so I got a pretty dress and a chicken. AHAHAHA I love them. Also, more thrift store shopping!!! I am now addicted to books for fifty cents. I got The Love Books of Ovid-

CLERK: Oh wow, this is a thick book! *starts flipping through pages*
ME: Ahaha, yeah, I dunno, it looked interesting, and-
CLERK: *eyes grow wide and she holds up the book, displaying a black and white picture of what seems to be a woman fucking a bull*
ME: UM. IT'S ANCIENT. AND ROMAN.
CLERK: *stares*

IT'S ANCIENT. AND ROMAN.