Can YOU pull off 18?

Dec 11, 2004 07:35

Well then, Walter and I did something yesterday that is one for the memories. We sucessfully outwitted the employees of Lover's Package into believeing that we are 18+. I wore the sport coat (of course) and red heels, and we marched in there arm in arm and completely pulled off the "20-something" vibe. They did not even ask us for ID. Our mission was to get a gift for a certian Kelly Skow that embodies the holiday spirit. Not the holiday spirit of giving, but of receiveing. A 7-inch, vibrating, textured dildo was our gift of choice, and it was a decent price. We are muchly proud of our day.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am happy, for it is all working out.

Nicolas Andrews, I have gotten your requested item, and would like to get it out of my car as soon as possible. Call me on my cell (425) 785-5467 to schedule an exchange.

My parents are SCREAMING at eachother upstaris, but as of right now, I am untouchable.

It Feels So Good To Feel Again
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