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Sep 11, 2007 15:05

Have at it. I'm a fucking mess anyways.

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kahne9charger September 11 2007, 21:23:00 UTC

*raises hand* Can you clue in the confused husband?

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 21:28:59 UTC

Pat and Dennis were having a party. Both of them put an open invitation on their journals. Seeing as you and Pat had gotten along so well and I hadn't seen either of them in a long time, I thought i'd check it out.

Instead I got a message from my ex telling me how unwanted I was and it led to a lot of immature bickering.

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 21:42:36 UTC

Huh. This doesn't have anything to do with Pat being pregnant, does it?

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 21:47:28 UTC

No, I have no clue where that one came from.

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 21:49:11 UTC

Okay. Because I.... was so confused by that. Seriously confused.

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 21:51:38 UTC

I dunno...maybe Dennis is just that much of a man!

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 21:54:43 UTC

Kind of like..... if Ell got Jamie pregnant, that kind of that much of a man?

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 21:56:33 UTC

I meant more like...super german sperm. Ell's got a lot going on down there, but sometimes even the biggest guns could be full of blanks.

Even though i'm sure Elliott's not. I think that man could get a girl pregnant by just looking at her.

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 21:59:13 UTC

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM! Well, okay you can go near him now *wink wink*

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 22:06:25 UTC

Haha you don't want me carrying Ell's baby?! Why on earth not??!?

and quiet you! ;) :*

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 22:08:51 UTC

Because you're my wife and I really don't want you carrying another man's baby! Especially one who can breathe on you and get you pregnant! :-p

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 22:11:22 UTC

Oh come on Kase, let's be logical..... He at least has to touch you to knock you up.

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 22:12:56 UTC

Wha? Are we talking about the SAME Elliott Sadler here? Jilly Bean. Please. He can wink at you and BAM! Pregnant with twins. It's really that simple.

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 22:15:58 UTC

No, no. I really think he has to touch you first. Believe me, I've questioned Mia's paternity in the past over this! ;D

kahne9charger September 11 2007, 22:21:52 UTC

You.... you are joking, right?

shortstack82 September 11 2007, 22:23:42 UTC

Kasey Kenneth.

A. Do you honestly think I could get pregnant from a sadler hug?

and

B. Go upstairs and look in Mia's crib. She's got a tiny head of curls and bright blue eyes. I don't think there's any testing needed. :P

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