Best of All Possible Worlds
"I HATE Arizona."
I say the above (and below) enough that it can be considered a quote.
My days now run something like this:
8:30 AM: Wake up.
8:31 AM: Sleep some more.
10:02 AM: Wake up (again).
10:04 AM: Wander into kitchen for breakfast/lunch/whatever the fuck I want.
10:10 AM: Check E-mail. Repetitively. Troll AIM for people to bother.
1 PM: Dad bothers me to get showered and get dressed before Mom gets home and is upset.
1: 01 PM: I reply that if I do shower/dress now, I won't have anything to do later in the day.
1:02 PM: Back to Internet.
2:10 PM: Shower. Dress. Don't dry my hair. Too damn hot. Who cares, anyway?
3:04 PM: Daily outing with Dad. Yesterday: grocery store for cheese slices. Today: buy office furniture. Tomorrow: Costco.
4 PM: Back home.
4:07 PM: Wander outside to pool. Stand in shallow end and try not to get pants wet. Scoop dead bugs that float nearby feet out of water w/net.
4:30 PM: Wander inside. Snack.
4:38 PM: Run laser around room for kitty to chase. Try not to burn out her retinas.
5 PM: Check E-mail. Check other websites. Bother more people, or same people if they're unfortunate, on AIM.
7 PM: Dinner with family. ::gag::
7:20 PM: TV.
8:30 PM: More fun w/AIM.
10:30/11 PM: Call Troy. Bug Troy. Watch TV on computer...with Troy.
2/2:30/3/3:30 AM: Pass the fuck out.
Rinse. Repeat.
I need my teeth cleaned.
"I HATE Arizona."
I say the above (and below) enough that it can be considered a quote.
My days now run something like this:
8:30 AM: Wake up.
8:31 AM: Sleep some more.
10:02 AM: Wake up (again).
10:04 AM: Wander into kitchen for breakfast/lunch/whatever the fuck I want.
10:10 AM: Check E-mail. Repetitively. Troll AIM for people to bother.
1 PM: Dad bothers me to get showered and get dressed before Mom gets home and is upset.
1: 01 PM: I reply that if I do shower/dress now, I won't have anything to do later in the day.
1:02 PM: Back to Internet.
2:10 PM: Shower. Dress. Don't dry my hair. Too damn hot. Who cares, anyway?
3:04 PM: Daily outing with Dad. Yesterday: grocery store for cheese slices. Today: buy office furniture. Tomorrow: Costco.
4 PM: Back home.
4:07 PM: Wander outside to pool. Stand in shallow end and try not to get pants wet. Scoop dead bugs that float nearby feet out of water w/net.
4:30 PM: Wander inside. Snack.
4:38 PM: Run laser around room for kitty to chase. Try not to burn out her retinas.
5 PM: Check E-mail. Check other websites. Bother more people, or same people if they're unfortunate, on AIM.
7 PM: Dinner with family. ::gag::
7:20 PM: TV.
8:30 PM: More fun w/AIM.
10:30/11 PM: Call Troy. Bug Troy. Watch TV on computer...with Troy.
2/2:30/3/3:30 AM: Pass the fuck out.
Rinse. Repeat.
I need my teeth cleaned.
"I HATE Arizona."