Feb 15, 2006 14:40
Why are GUNS better than WIVES??
#10.You can tradr an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire your friend's gun tell him so, he'll probably let you try
it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go sleep after you use it.
A the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.