THIRD INDIGNATION - AUDIO

[shortpeopleftw]

I HATE THIS WORLD.

Now Elena... Why do you hate this world.

It freezes me, and then we're kicked out of our home for a little bit, a bunch of people disappear, and the worst of it all? My Best Friend got Maimed. Why couldn't I have unfroze earlier to help him! I could have Indignated the girl who beat him into next year! I'm going to find her

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[magic_cycle]

ELENA ALICIA SAGE.

Calm down.

[shortpeopleftw]

I AM CALM PAPA. I JUST WANT TO GO AND GET REVEEEENGE.

[magic_cycle]

YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING!

[shortpeopleftw]

AND WHY NOT.

[magic_cycle]

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO RISK YOU GETTING HURT!

Just because you think you're invincible doesn't mean you are, Elena!

[shortpeopleftw]

ARG. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'LL GET HURT!

I know I'm not invincible, but it shouldn't be that hard to indignate her into next week!

[magic_cycle]

How many times have you been in a battle against someone who wouldn't hesitate to kill you?

[shortpeopleftw]

... Do the wolves count?

[magic_cycle]

Nope! Has to be human. Or elf. Or half-elf. Anyone who even remotely resembles a human.

[shortpeopleftw]

...

Then what about the Clay Golem? It kind of looks like a human.

[magic_cycle]

YOU WENT UP AGAINST ONE OF THOSE?!

... I mean, No, they don't count either. Flesh and blood, looks like a human.

[shortpeopleftw]

It was roaming around the outside of Iselia. I have no idea how it got there, but it didn't take long to defeat it!

... OH OH! Those fail ninjas thieves that attacked the village! Do they count?

[magic_cycle]

...

You're still not going, Elena.

[shortpeopleftw]

Why not?!

[magic_cycle]

BECAUSE I'M YOUR FATHER AND I SAY YOU CAN'T.

[shortpeopleftw]

BUT PAPAAAAAAAAAA.