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[shortpantsrobin]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

Comments

[speedy_archer]

"Good morning, gorgeous."

[shortpantsrobin]

Best possible answer. I think we should make it fact.

[speedy_archer]

Me too. When's your next free late night/early morning?

[shortpantsrobin]

I can probably make tomorrow? Weekends tend to be busier. I think we should move to give criminals five day work weeks. Have them skip the weekends so I can go home and wake up next to my boyfriend.

[speedy_archer]

I think that's an excellent plan. How do we set this thing into motion, and mandate the amount of overtime they're allowed? Because you know there will be overtime.

[shortpantsrobin]

So long as they don't start demanding paid vacations too.

[speedy_archer]

And health plans?

[shortpantsrobin]

...maybe they'll unionize and go on strike.

[speedy_archer]

I wish.

[shortpantsrobin]

Me too.