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I am a Chieftan Carved out of Cheese.
My raspberry motivation slides transparently beyond the elongated prune. I dig widely upon the bus of my leather mangroves. Hygienic cameras pardon my curly white atmosphere.
Grant the wise barnacle, forsooth? The Utterly Surreal Test
If I were a work of art, I would be Edvard Munch's The Scream.
I express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. I hold my head and let loose the primal terror of my innermost fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects my feeble grasp on reality.
Which work of art would you be? The Art Test
If I were a James Bond villain, I would be Oddjob.
I enjoy bowler hats, golf caddying, and killing people in hand-to-hand combat.
I am played by Harold Sakata in Goldfinger.
Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test