Myspace kinda sucks and Joe proposes a fight
So I got a myspace out of a lack of anything better to do, and I'm still undecided as to whether or not I'll be updating it frequently. Never fear though, as I will continue to post pointless articles about daily events in my life regardless.
The most recent news that I have for everyone is that after some discussion between myself and Joe, he has decided to challenge Tristan to a boxing match. Ideally this would be much more fair than the previous fight between the two at the Guilford football field because Joe couldn't just sit on him and slap him in the face. Should Tristan accept said challenge, I will be his personal trainer and will also help him select a match partner. The partner idea is a twist we threw in because undoubtedly Joe will weight a hell of a lot more than Tristan and the chances of him actually losing all that weight are fairly minute. As a result we will have a weigh-in exactly one week before the fight at which time we will calculate the weight difference between the two participants. Tristan will then be allowed to choose a partner who is either equal or less than the weight difference. This throws in an interesting choice for Joe, because he can either try to keep his weight about the same so that Tristan can only take a small child, or he can go all out and try to bulk up enough to fight two full-grown people. Either way I will be the fight promoter a la Don King and am going to attempt to sell tickets and a dvd of the action. I can just see it now:
Notorious J.O.E. (0-0)| VERSUS | The TRZA (0-0)
"Fight at the Field 06"
I also just realized that I'll probably have to also be the referee and all of the judges and the match will probably have to take place at night so we don't get arrested. This is going to be awesome.
The most recent news that I have for everyone is that after some discussion between myself and Joe, he has decided to challenge Tristan to a boxing match. Ideally this would be much more fair than the previous fight between the two at the Guilford football field because Joe couldn't just sit on him and slap him in the face. Should Tristan accept said challenge, I will be his personal trainer and will also help him select a match partner. The partner idea is a twist we threw in because undoubtedly Joe will weight a hell of a lot more than Tristan and the chances of him actually losing all that weight are fairly minute. As a result we will have a weigh-in exactly one week before the fight at which time we will calculate the weight difference between the two participants. Tristan will then be allowed to choose a partner who is either equal or less than the weight difference. This throws in an interesting choice for Joe, because he can either try to keep his weight about the same so that Tristan can only take a small child, or he can go all out and try to bulk up enough to fight two full-grown people. Either way I will be the fight promoter a la Don King and am going to attempt to sell tickets and a dvd of the action. I can just see it now:
Notorious J.O.E. (0-0)| VERSUS | The TRZA (0-0)
"Fight at the Field 06"
I also just realized that I'll probably have to also be the referee and all of the judges and the match will probably have to take place at night so we don't get arrested. This is going to be awesome.