Ta da
I miss my roommate :*( I have no one to talk to but myself and I get kinda boring after awhile.
Spent a few hours down at the lake yesterday and met quite the interesting character. I think he's an exhibitionist or something because he stripped down to his shorts with me right in front of him on the dock. I didn't actually see it, I was reading, but he dove in so I looked up and there were his jeans on the flat rock in the middle of the lake. My first thought: please don't let him be skinny dipping. He wasn't, thank God. I saved some of his papers from a watery death. After awhile, he came back to the dock, put his shirt back on (but not his pants) and we talked a little. Rather awkward on my part, and for good reason. His shorts were almost white. Did the whole how tall are you, official midget height, federal assistance conversation. (In case you couldn't tell, I've had that conversation a few times.) He congratulated me on my high sense of morality. (Cue eye-rolling/gagging) We started talking about majors and I mentioned my Women's Studies minor. He got really embarrassed and started apologizing to me. I have no idea why. Strange child. Name was Pat. Definitely a freshman.
So that's that. Yeah. Nothing better to talk about. Tty'all lata!!
Spent a few hours down at the lake yesterday and met quite the interesting character. I think he's an exhibitionist or something because he stripped down to his shorts with me right in front of him on the dock. I didn't actually see it, I was reading, but he dove in so I looked up and there were his jeans on the flat rock in the middle of the lake. My first thought: please don't let him be skinny dipping. He wasn't, thank God. I saved some of his papers from a watery death. After awhile, he came back to the dock, put his shirt back on (but not his pants) and we talked a little. Rather awkward on my part, and for good reason. His shorts were almost white. Did the whole how tall are you, official midget height, federal assistance conversation. (In case you couldn't tell, I've had that conversation a few times.) He congratulated me on my high sense of morality. (Cue eye-rolling/gagging) We started talking about majors and I mentioned my Women's Studies minor. He got really embarrassed and started apologizing to me. I have no idea why. Strange child. Name was Pat. Definitely a freshman.
So that's that. Yeah. Nothing better to talk about. Tty'all lata!!