40 week phased life adjustment
Right we're ready. Probably good to start early.
Hmm... ? oh come ON! There's just no way I could know already.
Nope, no way.
....It would be kind of cool.
No, not really, it's too early.Planned but early.
Besides, there's no way anyway.
Errr. Ok. Yea, probably worth the $21.
I'll wait till the half marathon is over.
There could be so many reasons.
Oh what the hell, it's $21.
Wait 3 minutes. I'll just turn it over.
Erm.
Wha ?
www. False positive rates are super low.com
Calls. Amma & Appa. Mom & Dad. bil & sil. Doctors.
Nervous, Anxious, Cynical
Life will change, but we have no idea how
Existential angst.
What are we supposed to feel again ?
Are we ready ? No, we're not ready. Yes, we're ready.
Planned because we weren't going to get any readier.
Better early than not at all.
Or 2 years of "What's wrong with us".
So yea, we planned this.
How much more timing can we expect ?
I'm SOOO not ready.
Oh what the hell, everyone does it. How bad can it be ?
Stop thinking.
www. daily reading .com
Who are the idiots who loouuvve feeling this way ?
This sucks.
Oh my god, the body has been taken over by aliens.
They're such cretins. Morons.
Waah. I want out.
No not really. But they really are such morons.
The kittens are SOO much cuter.
There's no way I can keep this a secret.
Keep it quiet please, it's just soo early.
Ok, there's only 5 people know.
Outside of family.
11 is still a managable number. Besides, we don't mind telling them if something goes wrong.
I feel older. In a good way.
It's a legitimization of our relationship.
Stomach flu symptoms.
That SUV is so big. And black. WAaaaahh.
You told who ? Aaaarrgh.
Ok, at least you were excited.
This is going to be fun.
Erm, no not really.
In the history of humanity, how long has this even been a choice ?
Are people just fooled into making this choice as a default option ?
Do people do this again because pain has no memory ?
It MUST be rewarding. Yea. We have to hope it will be.
www. what did the world do before Wiki & the net .com
Damnnit, why do I have to wait to tell people.
This is the time when it's all new and exciting. It's going to be old hat in 2 months.
It's a blessing. *eye roll*. It's a miraculous joy *eye roll*.
Midnight and the body quits.
8am, before the body unwillingly moves again.
Climb stairs. I can't quit now.
No really, I can lift 10lbs still.
Black and white images.
The boogeyman doctor who treats us like equals.
Choices, tests, the road to responsibility begins.
Astringent for a blotchy, pimply, ugly face.
No alpha 1 anti-trypsin deficiency for me. Great.
It can't be more than a carrier. Great.
www. genetic learnings begin .com
Ok, so where are the boobs anyway ? What the hell.
How many times can I fart in an hour ?
It's an ALIEN! Gross.
This has got to be so overrated.
300 calories more per day ? That's 2 slices of bread and a glass of milk.
www. 75 calories, then 150 calories and only at the end 400 calories .com
75 calories ? That's like 5 sips of gatorade.
You should gain some weight.
No really, the scales at the gym show 2lbs.
www. weight gain only later .com
Wow, $1900/ month for 15 months ?
And then $1400/ month after that ?
Crap it.
This had SOO better be worth it.
South Indian snacks.
Nagarjuna. Waaah. Nagarjuna.
Potato chips with ketchup.
Asterix comics.
Curd rice for breakfast.
2.8mm nuchal thickness.
Damn, we have to wait a whole week for the blood test results ?
Shoot, we can't tell anyone yet. *Deep inhale*.
Negative thoughts. Positive thoughts. Que sera sera.
Shea butter continues.
Blood tests show the OPPOSITE of anything that should worry us.
And yet, we must know.
Elevated risk. Not 29, but 33. Still not in the 35 & over "risk zone".
Hey, hey, look at my face. I have one.
This will not hurt at all.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH.
Liars.
No, it's NOT because my "pain threshold is different" you educated moron. It's because I have interstitial cystitis.
It's still there yaay.
The spine is just so beautiful. Phew! Finally something is!
163 beats per minute
www. this self education thing is exhausting .com
Tue the results are not in.
Wed and the results are not in yet. Wed afternoon, the results are not in.
Thu and the results are not in yet.
Really, don't call. Nope, don't do it yet.
www. How to distract myself ? .com
Fri morning. All the chromosomes match up.
Yaay. Time to tell the world.
And is it XX or XY ?
Call the husband. Call the parents.
Tell the office.
You lost the photo ? Damn you.
Ok, I found a picture.
Blog it.
May 18th 2008.
Xguess ?