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Nov 20, 2006 19:23


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I donated bone marrow to pokes_u_n_runs in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I set just_julia's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (149 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
shortiee270

FINALLY... p.s. kieran, you owe me


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I set fobfan13's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I donated bone marrow to wishiwonalotto in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gcriotgirl636 (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I helped dreaming_glass across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4766 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
shortiee270

that settles it... im naughty...
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