My Made Up Jokes Part 4
This one came to me while I was sporting a certain wool-type shoulder covering garment and thinking about hard cased reptiles:
The tortoise turned his shell into a scarf...he called it a carapache-mina
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The chick peas were honoured for their bravery post-humusly.
"Reptile sedatives...for a calmer chameleon"
I have a friend who's afraid of long haired goats, cats and rabbits...he's angoraphobic.
What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy
The tortoise turned his shell into a scarf...he called it a carapache-mina
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The chick peas were honoured for their bravery post-humusly.
"Reptile sedatives...for a calmer chameleon"
I have a friend who's afraid of long haired goats, cats and rabbits...he's angoraphobic.
What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy