My Made Up Jokes (Update 2)
Forgot how bad some of these are. The top one was born earlier this week.
I have a friend who's afraid of long haired goats, cats and rabbits...he's angoraphobic.
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What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy
I have a friend who's afraid of long haired goats, cats and rabbits...he's angoraphobic.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy