My Made Up Jokes (Update 1)
The bottom four are old, as is the second one down, though I had forgotten about it. The first one however is a newie. Laugh if you are so inclined.
What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy
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What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes
What mythological character do you get when you remove the female sheep from an ecstasy tablet?
Ulysses
What do you call Damon Gough with a dodgy hair cut?
Badly Shawn Boy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do you call a shopping centre full of unattractive crockery?
An ugly mug mall.
Two men are digging for coal; one says to the other:
"I think this canary's dead"
"What makes you say that?"
"Just a miner observation"
I know a man who married his underwear...the vicar pronounced them man and y-fronts.
What do you call children who live underground?
Sproglodytes