a few choice words about "Norbit"
ahrghhhhhhhhh can't this movie rot and die and go to hell where it can be stomped on by angry dead civil rights leaders for eternity wearing cleats and singing "la bamba" i fuckin hate eddie murphy you hear me eddie HATE
okay! that was fun.
i don't know why this movie has gotten under my skin the way it has. i'm not asian; nor am i a black woman, a fat woman, or a fat black woman. but when i see the celluloid-dimpled thighs of Rasputia, the movie's high-femme domineering monster who dares to consider herself attractive, i think of every time i looked at a mirror in some state of despair.
PEOPLE. IT IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. (this is the sound of my mind boggling.)
someone attempted to explain why eddie murphy does this self-disrespecting shit by trotting the "he's gay so he hates women" pony out of the stable. it doesn't saddle, though. according to his IMDB page, he has seven children by three different mothers -- two girlfriends, one ex-wife. if he's gay, he's doign a good and, i imagine, costly job of hiding it.
someone else said simply, "i guess he doesn't like fat people very much."
that's so painfully true that one can only wilt.
okay! that was fun.
i don't know why this movie has gotten under my skin the way it has. i'm not asian; nor am i a black woman, a fat woman, or a fat black woman. but when i see the celluloid-dimpled thighs of Rasputia, the movie's high-femme domineering monster who dares to consider herself attractive, i think of every time i looked at a mirror in some state of despair.
PEOPLE. IT IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. (this is the sound of my mind boggling.)
someone attempted to explain why eddie murphy does this self-disrespecting shit by trotting the "he's gay so he hates women" pony out of the stable. it doesn't saddle, though. according to his IMDB page, he has seven children by three different mothers -- two girlfriends, one ex-wife. if he's gay, he's doign a good and, i imagine, costly job of hiding it.
someone else said simply, "i guess he doesn't like fat people very much."
that's so painfully true that one can only wilt.