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Sep 29, 2006 16:57

This Lulu titlescorer is one of many tools the internet offers to let you pretend to glimpse into the heart of chaos and see order.

It works thusly: you enter a title and it tells you what that title's chances are of being a bestseller. I wish it gave a rationale too cuz I feel like I'm flailing. Here's how titles I am considering stack up:

MOST BEST (72.5% chance)
Eli on Wednesdays

STILL WOW (63.7% chance)
America's Children
The Kingmaker

PRETTY STRONG (59.3%)
Shoelessness
Faith

MIDDLING (35.9% chance)
Applebaum, Agent of God
The Agent and the Angel
Agent of God

EH (20-some% chance)
Bless You, Mr. Applebaum
Til They Were Whole

WORST (10% chance)
On Holy Ground

Man, "Eli on Wednesdays" as a title is why I wrote this book. I KNEW it was foul-proof and generally awesome. Trouble is, the book as it developed has nothing to do with that title ...
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