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Snippets from Stephen Colbert chatting with Congressfolk. My favorite bit: Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.)
Colbert: Are people ever shocked when they find out this mild-mannered man represents the largest porn industry in the United States?
Sherman: Sir, I don't know what you're saying. If you're claiming that the San Fernando Valley has a pornography industry, I have no idea where you got that. . . .
Colbert: What was the name of your first pet?
Sherman: My dog, Sandy. . . .
Colbert: And what was the name of the first street you grew up on?
Sherman: Teller.
Colbert: So your porn name is Sandy Teller. My porn name would be Caesar Honey Bee.
Sherman: Why would I want a porn name?
Colbert: Because you wouldn't want to be doing porn as Congressman Sherman.
Colbert: Are people ever shocked when they find out this mild-mannered man represents the largest porn industry in the United States?
Sherman: Sir, I don't know what you're saying. If you're claiming that the San Fernando Valley has a pornography industry, I have no idea where you got that. . . .
Colbert: What was the name of your first pet?
Sherman: My dog, Sandy. . . .
Colbert: And what was the name of the first street you grew up on?
Sherman: Teller.
Colbert: So your porn name is Sandy Teller. My porn name would be Caesar Honey Bee.
Sherman: Why would I want a porn name?
Colbert: Because you wouldn't want to be doing porn as Congressman Sherman.