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To the giagantic spider in my townhouse today:
Dear Mr. Spider,
Why do you and your friends insist on coming into my home and scare the living shit out of me. I was minding my own business, enjoying my korean drama and then i see your disgusting self crawling on the wall across the room. You. were. HUGE. (and not in a good way). As I panicked and curled up on the sofa, cursing aloud because the big bugs always seem to come out when nobody else was home, I was watching you make your way up the wall. You made me so scared I was working up a sweat just watching you from acrss the room. Whats so fun about being in my house anyway? You couldn't even walk properly on the wall, you kept slipping and it made me really anxious that you were going to fall and crawl over the floor. Soon enough when you got on the upside-part of our wall you coudln't handle it at all and descended down on your web into a corner where I coudln't see you. LISTEN: my house is not a rock-climbing gym ok? We dont even have bugs here for you to eat, aren't you just better off outside where theres a cornucopia of bugs screaming to be eaten? I was keeping an eye out for you for the remainder of the day but you were sneaky. Good thing you decided to come out when I was gone or I would've freaked out. But now, your remanants are smashed upon our wall because you crept up next to Melissa and she is ruthless when it comes to your type. Maybe you should've stayed outside after all.
-Teresa
Dear Mr. Spider,
Why do you and your friends insist on coming into my home and scare the living shit out of me. I was minding my own business, enjoying my korean drama and then i see your disgusting self crawling on the wall across the room. You. were. HUGE. (and not in a good way). As I panicked and curled up on the sofa, cursing aloud because the big bugs always seem to come out when nobody else was home, I was watching you make your way up the wall. You made me so scared I was working up a sweat just watching you from acrss the room. Whats so fun about being in my house anyway? You couldn't even walk properly on the wall, you kept slipping and it made me really anxious that you were going to fall and crawl over the floor. Soon enough when you got on the upside-part of our wall you coudln't handle it at all and descended down on your web into a corner where I coudln't see you. LISTEN: my house is not a rock-climbing gym ok? We dont even have bugs here for you to eat, aren't you just better off outside where theres a cornucopia of bugs screaming to be eaten? I was keeping an eye out for you for the remainder of the day but you were sneaky. Good thing you decided to come out when I was gone or I would've freaked out. But now, your remanants are smashed upon our wall because you crept up next to Melissa and she is ruthless when it comes to your type. Maybe you should've stayed outside after all.
-Teresa