Buzzword Dictionary Spring 2005
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with no further ado,
in no particular order:
mazzchat (n.) - communication device used by the students of ENGL 297G - Phroth Makes a Website.
bootycall (n.) - The self-given nickname of a frumpy, discheveled young woman often seen in Niagara Falls nightclubs and hotspots.
"This is a disaster" (ex.) - Coined by Erin Seery, this phrase can be applied to almost any slighty-unfortunate situation.
Hey Ya (n.) - See "Bull in a China Shop; Mike Davidson"
slampig (n.) - A term popularized by male chauvinists, typically in reference to a girl that is only acceptable when providing no-strings sex acts for a man.
"code rainbow!" (n.) - Audible warning announced upon occurrence of unusually flamboyant behavior or dialogue. [eg.] "I LOVE Michael Bolton!"
"Am I Right?" (interrogative remark) - See "Co-leen Simeral"
runway modeling (v.) - An Activity enjoyed by elite homosexuals. Usually goes hand-in-hand with horseback riding.
curtain (n.) - used to divide rooms, typically for prevention of awkward third-party viewing of sexual acts.
Civil Union / commitment ceremony (n.) - The union of two star-crossed young adults, who apparently are unable to see the serious relationship between them....but believe me, it's there.
Pusssaaayyyy (ex.) - Common catcall exclaimed by drunken sophomores along Calder Way. This buzzword can also be heard in any quiet public setting in the presence of Erin, Bridgette, Nenna, Matt or Jon.
Coal Miners Cafe (n.) - Home of the original Blood Meat Steak, this fine establishment wins the award of best low-budget advertisement with its ability to bring customers in from as far away as State College, Pennsylvania.
glitterglitterglitterglitter (ref. verb) - Phenonmenon seen on MTV reality shows, where objects are 'digitally-blinged' and given glitter starbursts. This is most often seen happening to the possessions of bratty trust-fund babies and obnoxious Jewish sons.
BranDONT (n.) - Gay Facebook'er that can typically be seen on a weekend night enjoying himself as the 'life of the party'.
Dirty Dancing (n.) - See "Erin Brennan."
BullDyke (n.) - The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. Females fitting this stereotype are often confused with Army Recruiters.
Europe (n.) - Creators of the best 80's song in the world. Also see "Ringtones"
Clem's BBQ (n.) - Used as in-house happy hour promotion at Chumley's Spririts and Ales, consumed predominantly by straight members of Phroth.
eagle eye (n.) - see "Matt Navitsky Sets Class Curve at 178%"
divacup (n.) - Definition 1. Chalace-like device used to contain a woman's menstrual flow inside the body. Definition 2. The elite "inner circle" group of friends on Erin Seery's AIM Buddy List.
prom hair (n.) - Worn by Scandanavian English majors, this 'do' gets its name from sleeping on heavily-styled hair; seen on female prom-goers who sleep without a shower and go to Denny's the next morning with their prom date.
"I neeeeeeeed" (clause) - followed by a direct object. Also see "I loooooooovvveeeeee."
Cun-a-saurus Rex (n.) - Term given to cold-hearted women. Also a delightful inspiration for t-shirt designs and birthday presents.
Ashley White (n.) - College-aged woman attending Bucknell University. Has penchant for 'spilling' beer on unsuspecting drunk friends at parties and other public places.
Mean Joe Green (n.) - The greatest television commercial of all time as taught by Dr. Turner of COMM320- Introduction to Advertising.
smoothies (n.) - Often created with Mad Dog 20/20, these beverages can be consumed in place of studying. Also see "SMOOTHIE TIMEEEE raawwwwraaaaarraarrraarrrraarrrraarr"
bitch (n.) - See Erin.
with no further ado,
in no particular order:
mazzchat (n.) - communication device used by the students of ENGL 297G - Phroth Makes a Website.
bootycall (n.) - The self-given nickname of a frumpy, discheveled young woman often seen in Niagara Falls nightclubs and hotspots.
"This is a disaster" (ex.) - Coined by Erin Seery, this phrase can be applied to almost any slighty-unfortunate situation.
Hey Ya (n.) - See "Bull in a China Shop; Mike Davidson"
slampig (n.) - A term popularized by male chauvinists, typically in reference to a girl that is only acceptable when providing no-strings sex acts for a man.
"code rainbow!" (n.) - Audible warning announced upon occurrence of unusually flamboyant behavior or dialogue. [eg.] "I LOVE Michael Bolton!"
"Am I Right?" (interrogative remark) - See "Co-leen Simeral"
runway modeling (v.) - An Activity enjoyed by elite homosexuals. Usually goes hand-in-hand with horseback riding.
curtain (n.) - used to divide rooms, typically for prevention of awkward third-party viewing of sexual acts.
Civil Union / commitment ceremony (n.) - The union of two star-crossed young adults, who apparently are unable to see the serious relationship between them....but believe me, it's there.
Pusssaaayyyy (ex.) - Common catcall exclaimed by drunken sophomores along Calder Way. This buzzword can also be heard in any quiet public setting in the presence of Erin, Bridgette, Nenna, Matt or Jon.
Coal Miners Cafe (n.) - Home of the original Blood Meat Steak, this fine establishment wins the award of best low-budget advertisement with its ability to bring customers in from as far away as State College, Pennsylvania.
glitterglitterglitterglitter (ref. verb) - Phenonmenon seen on MTV reality shows, where objects are 'digitally-blinged' and given glitter starbursts. This is most often seen happening to the possessions of bratty trust-fund babies and obnoxious Jewish sons.
BranDONT (n.) - Gay Facebook'er that can typically be seen on a weekend night enjoying himself as the 'life of the party'.
Dirty Dancing (n.) - See "Erin Brennan."
BullDyke (n.) - The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. Females fitting this stereotype are often confused with Army Recruiters.
Europe (n.) - Creators of the best 80's song in the world. Also see "Ringtones"
Clem's BBQ (n.) - Used as in-house happy hour promotion at Chumley's Spririts and Ales, consumed predominantly by straight members of Phroth.
eagle eye (n.) - see "Matt Navitsky Sets Class Curve at 178%"
divacup (n.) - Definition 1. Chalace-like device used to contain a woman's menstrual flow inside the body. Definition 2. The elite "inner circle" group of friends on Erin Seery's AIM Buddy List.
prom hair (n.) - Worn by Scandanavian English majors, this 'do' gets its name from sleeping on heavily-styled hair; seen on female prom-goers who sleep without a shower and go to Denny's the next morning with their prom date.
"I neeeeeeeed" (clause) - followed by a direct object. Also see "I loooooooovvveeeeee."
Cun-a-saurus Rex (n.) - Term given to cold-hearted women. Also a delightful inspiration for t-shirt designs and birthday presents.
Ashley White (n.) - College-aged woman attending Bucknell University. Has penchant for 'spilling' beer on unsuspecting drunk friends at parties and other public places.
Mean Joe Green (n.) - The greatest television commercial of all time as taught by Dr. Turner of COMM320- Introduction to Advertising.
smoothies (n.) - Often created with Mad Dog 20/20, these beverages can be consumed in place of studying. Also see "SMOOTHIE TIMEEEE raawwwwraaaaarraarrraarrrraarrrraarr"
bitch (n.) - See Erin.