Aha, good citizen! I am known as Tom Servo, and I'm the security around here! So you better keep in line, pal, or you could be lookin' down the barrel of my trusty little number here, heheheh *pulls out a tazer gun*
Pushy little thing. Nothing like I pictured the first robot I met would be....
*signs name* Tim Bisley, by the way.
I really don't want to be here, but I guess I'll just play along. If you ever need to find me, look for the cubicle with the comic characters drawn on the walls. That'd be me
I knew a robot uprising would come sooner or later
/pulls out nunchucks
Come no closer, machine. I should warn you that I know karate. I have also seen all the Terminator movies so I've pretty much figured how to dismantle a robot.
Aha! Threatening an agent of the peace are you! Well, you just happen to be looking at an expert kickboxer! How do'ya like them apples!
Or, uh, I would be. If I had, ya know, legs. Well...uh...that's OK! All it means is that you don't know WHAT I'll do! Now either sign in or come get some!
Joel! Oh, man am I glad to see a friendly face around here! What are even doing here anyway 'cause *uh-oh, here comes the hysteria* 'cause see I was just minding my own business *sniff* looking for the pruning sheers, ya'know? But I suddenly ended up here instead, ya'know? And now I'm stuck as security, ya'know? And they don't use the air conditioner enough around here and it smells like stale coffee!
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...wait a second.... a fully functional robot?
What's your name, little bro?
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Now sign in!
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*signs name* Tim Bisley, by the way.
I really don't want to be here, but I guess I'll just play along.
If you ever need to find me, look for the cubicle with the comic characters drawn on the walls. That'd be me
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/pulls out nunchucks
Come no closer, machine. I should warn you that I know karate. I have also seen all the Terminator movies so I've pretty much figured how to dismantle a robot.
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Or, uh, I would be. If I had, ya know, legs. Well...uh...that's OK! All it means is that you don't know WHAT I'll do! Now either sign in or come get some!
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Do you even have a way to cause damage or are you more like some kind of helpful droid
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