Crabsmas

[short_round_rox]

More than any other year, I hate Christmas. I guess with age, Christmas gets less and less interesting and more and more aggrivating. I can't complain though, since I am in good company. Landon and Jeff are the best roommates on the planet. Landon and I are going through a phase of change and we appreciate the support. Life is too short to bum around and drag ass. Partying is for high schoolers and bastards, I'm not sure why it took us this long to figuire that out, maybe because we didn't drink or smoke in high school? We went all out only after we graduated. I've started to look further down the road and I'm realizing I'm doing a lot of things I shouldn't be doing and not a whole lot of things worth the while. With each passing day I'm making personal improvements and trying to turn that around. My homey Mike Meyers from OSU and I are starting a local online zine, but instead of dinking around we went all out. I arranged interveiws with the Ted Dancin Machine and 800 Octane and there are a few more on the way. If you want to check up on our progress, actually you can't check up on our progress because you are weak. Our goal is to blow www.kingbanana.net out of the water by mid 2005. I hate kingbanana. I took Mikey Babcock to the movies for his birthday and we saw Oceans 12. Helluva movie. It had every twist and turn you can possibly insert into a 2 hour motion picture, and on top of that, there is a classic scene where Julia Roberts plays herself. It is truly genius. I miss my friends that live far away and I miss the people that I lost along the way. I hope everybody is doing good and not having too much sex. Jen and Crista, you'd better show up at my door within the next week or I'll decapitate the both of ya.

Take Care Bastards,
ATOM BOMB