Oh, my god, that would be awesome.

Sep 03, 2004 02:09

Adam:
HIRE HIRE HIRE!!! JEFF GET HIRE(D)! I GOT 1,000 reasons to list off tha seasons. This little kid be bitin' my hand. I got fuckin' chew marks on my hand from that little bitch-creature. Asians make my skin crawl. Don't fuckin call. Theres no beauty in bleeding mascara, lips are quivering like a withering rose... But hey, cell phone guys in the mall make good boyfriends right? Right. Wait? Is that right? Apparently anyway. Brian Osbourne is my main man. She came and went, though. All this garbage means only one thing. When I see that cel phone bitch in the mall, I'll say "Yo, whore, I only want one bitch, and it ain't you." I am Vancouver. You lost a good thing.

Jeff: The way of that which is safe.... that is the way that I choose to go. Fuck yal bitchshes!!!! Anyway, I just want ta say that Safeway better recognize that my saliva is grade A drug free shit, and any THC they find in their mouth swab test is purely speculative!!!!!... Hell yeah, anyway deep fried minds make up our oven baked time, peace ya bitches. Come back next year when I puts a little egg nog in ya face (splurt). No but for reals, lets keep the real shit being told, being told. To all the ladies that have been or never will be.... Just please remember to not remember and then maybe we can work sumthin out... CALA MUCHE DANKE SHAN... I FEEL GOOD!!! JAM
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