ULTRA ALPHA OMEGA CAR SMASH!
New shit has come to light.
Last night Landon, Jessica, Vicky and I were on Burton road getting in the turn lane to turn left up 112th. Landon was driving us in his new Kia Spectra. We were on our way up to Nasa G Force (Hearthwood Park spinny drunk pole). We had just signaled and turned into the left turn lane when this little red car flew out in front of us and Landon tried to stop but we slammed into it hardcore. Vicky and I were in the back and luckily everyone was wearing their seatbelts because we got jostled quite a bit. I hit my head and shins on the seat in front of me and I got a killer headache. I had a cigarette in my ear and it went flying to god knows where, so thats gravity/physics for you. Anyways, we called 911 on the cel phone and the cops came out and everyone turned out to be ok. The poor lady that drove out in front of us worked at Arbys and it was obviously her fault, the cop even said that. I feel bad for her because she looks like she's just trying to make it in the world and I highly doubt she has any extra money to spend on car wrecks. She was a really nice middle aged working class dame and I think she was one of those ladys thats really stressed and maybe even breaking down on the inside, but on the outside she seems composed. Ya know what I mean? Like one day she would just crack and start throwing Arby's roast beef sandwhichs at her manager and say "suck a fuck." Like after the wreck we were all standing in the old Plaid Pantry parking lot and she was smoking her cigarette and kind of had a dazed look on her face and she was shaking. Still in her Arbys uniform. Anyways, we all felt terrible that she got involved and shit. The cops called a tow company to come take the cars away because Landon's was TOTALED! The other ladys was fucked too. There was radiator water all over the street. We called Landon's parents to come pick us up and they came eventually. We were all walking across the street to go get in their car and Landon's dad hit the walk button like 15 times and started laughing. He just kept on spanking the walk button like he was spanking little baby Landon. Speaking of spanking, I hated getting spanked when I was a kid. Eff that. My dad had the biggest burlyest hands ever to be experienced on the "soft kid ass."
Cheers to Arbys Employees/Spanking the Walk Button,
ATOM
Last night Landon, Jessica, Vicky and I were on Burton road getting in the turn lane to turn left up 112th. Landon was driving us in his new Kia Spectra. We were on our way up to Nasa G Force (Hearthwood Park spinny drunk pole). We had just signaled and turned into the left turn lane when this little red car flew out in front of us and Landon tried to stop but we slammed into it hardcore. Vicky and I were in the back and luckily everyone was wearing their seatbelts because we got jostled quite a bit. I hit my head and shins on the seat in front of me and I got a killer headache. I had a cigarette in my ear and it went flying to god knows where, so thats gravity/physics for you. Anyways, we called 911 on the cel phone and the cops came out and everyone turned out to be ok. The poor lady that drove out in front of us worked at Arbys and it was obviously her fault, the cop even said that. I feel bad for her because she looks like she's just trying to make it in the world and I highly doubt she has any extra money to spend on car wrecks. She was a really nice middle aged working class dame and I think she was one of those ladys thats really stressed and maybe even breaking down on the inside, but on the outside she seems composed. Ya know what I mean? Like one day she would just crack and start throwing Arby's roast beef sandwhichs at her manager and say "suck a fuck." Like after the wreck we were all standing in the old Plaid Pantry parking lot and she was smoking her cigarette and kind of had a dazed look on her face and she was shaking. Still in her Arbys uniform. Anyways, we all felt terrible that she got involved and shit. The cops called a tow company to come take the cars away because Landon's was TOTALED! The other ladys was fucked too. There was radiator water all over the street. We called Landon's parents to come pick us up and they came eventually. We were all walking across the street to go get in their car and Landon's dad hit the walk button like 15 times and started laughing. He just kept on spanking the walk button like he was spanking little baby Landon. Speaking of spanking, I hated getting spanked when I was a kid. Eff that. My dad had the biggest burlyest hands ever to be experienced on the "soft kid ass."
Cheers to Arbys Employees/Spanking the Walk Button,
ATOM