Yesss.
This is emotionally magnificent.
And it took me DAYS. Hours of toiling, photoshopping,
decisions that still got me nowhere...
But here are all my top 5 favorite lists for The Office.
Most lists consist way more than 5 things cause I cheated. A lot.
But this was SO MUCH FUN to make.
I suck at life. I have up to 10 moments for some of these.
And it was supposed to be five. Which is why this took so long.
Sorry for all the ties... there's like a billion.
Andy/Angela Moments
I hate that I kinda like them sometimes.
I really hate it.
5. No, Angela isn't in this scene. But.
She called Andy "D". And he thinks she's talking about him. AnDy.
(I'm so badly cheating at this category and I've only just started.)
4. Regifting Garbage, the feral barn cat.
I love all of her restrictions about where he can ask her out to.
And its so like Andy to regift to earn affection. Even if its DWIGHT'S CAT.
3. Take a chance on meeeee.
Andy serenades Angela. And calls his buddies over the phone to do it.
And its kind of sweet even if I'm so reluctant to condone it.
2. A tie between the two Dinner Party moments.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" and the chocolate-dipped Prius.
He tries so hard*... and yet, total shut down.
1. "I don't understand what you want from me!"
Sabotage is sweet... especially when floating in an inflatable Sumo suit.
Angela Faces
Best.facial.expressions.evar.
Angela Hairstyles
Her hair owns at LIFE.
Angela Moments
This was one of the hardest things* in the history of forever.
Excludes all "NO's" and like 50 other favorite moments.
But including a ton of ties.
5. "Poop is raining from the ceiling! POOP."
She's so fucking prepared, its not even funny.
And the duck-and-roll? I have no words.
4. TIE: "Just a couple of kittens... out on the town."
I so would have asked her about Sprinkles everyday.
Look how sad she is... and those pictures? So Angela.
4. TIE: "I'd like you to have the dominant male."
Angela befriending Pam was sooo cute. And she was so giddy!
We never get to see her giddy! Love itttt.
3. "These are SPOOOOONS."
Incase you don't understand eating utensils,
Angela is always here to help. In a better tone.
2. TIE: "YOU'RE a freak!"
Even if I didn't love Dwangela like the sun above,
her sticking up for him is epic.
2. TIE: "I'll just have bread."
"You touched it with your HANDS." And she sounds so...
hurt by this. At least it wasn't monkey brains.
1. TIE: Yankee Swap hate.
"He's not just supposed to spring things on us out of nowhere!"
OMG. And it brings her to tears.
1: TIE: "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly."
I'm sorry, but that little comment... pure Angela.
And then with the random bug... so much win.
Angela Kinsey Pictures
She's sooo fucking cute. And her baby bump is like my favorite thing ever.
Cast Pictures
They are seriously the best cast ever.
Creed Quotes
I love Creed. I had to do 10. Sorry. Oh, and no pics cause its just quotes.
10. "I find it offensive. Au naturale baby, that’s how I like ‘em. Swing low sweet chariots."
9. "You don't go by monopoly, man! That game is nuts! You don't just pick up 'Get out of jail free' cards! Those things cost thousands!"
8. "Hey bra'. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? Later skater."
7. "When Pam gets Michael's chair, I get Pam's chair. Then I'll have two chairs; only one to go."
6. "If that's flashing, then lock me up."
5. "I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-"
4. "Andrea's the office bitch, you'll get used to her."
3. "I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out."
2. "Animals can't feel pain."
1. "I steal things all the time. It's just something I do."
Dwangela Moments
I physically couldn't pick only 5 for some of these lists.
And this includes Dwangela moments. Therefore, I have like 20 ties.
5. TIE: "NO COOKIE."
"But what if I'm hungry?"
Code word for sex? Umm yeah. Major win.
5. TIE: "I don't care if that's how they consolidated power in ancient Rome!"
Awesome sex euphimism, anyone?
Only Dwangela could pull that off.
4. Everything in A Benihama Christmas.
Handholding awesomeness. Karaoke of FLAIL. Monkey and Possum.
Dwight singing to Angela literally gives me goosebumps.
3. TIE: The Negotiation, of course.
Angela getting all hot and bothered over the tales of bravery.
And omfg... FINALLY. I want more of this.
3. TIE: Face!Palm of Passion
And they're fucking TURNED ON by it.
They are so lustful, its almost ridiculous.
2. "You look as beautiful as the Queen of England!"
"Break to the left... the left." Omfg. I love them so much.
Their dancing... that is made of so much FLAIL.
1. Um. Everything in Traveling Salesmen/The Return.
Utter awesomeness. True love. ANGELA'S FACE AT THE HANDSHAKE.
It makes me melty like crazyyy.
JAM Moments
This was even harder* than the Angela and Dwangela ones.
So I did TEN moments instead. Muahaha. I LOVE JAM.
10. Unflinchingly Rigid*
She BUYS the coke herself just so he can buy it back.
Undeniably adorable and made of pure win.
9. "I don't know... it felt far."
It was so refreshing that they had such a JAMish conversation.
And there was awkward angst. So yayz.
8. The awkwardness of The Secret
The way her face falls when he assures her he's over his crush.
It made Jenna cry! And her looking at him the the elevatorrr. ♥
7. "In fact, I'm in love with Italian food."
AKA, a million fangirls instantly crave pasta. We need more of this, truly.
The best part is her hiding her face afterwards, hehe.
6. "You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam."
I seriously don't even know why I love this scene so much. I just do.
They're finally getting some tension out and fighting. He's fighting for her.
5. "Great, its a date."
This makes me majorly SQUEE every time. GAHH.
Her face is just the best thing EVAR. Its almost too perfect. Almost.
4. He's not kidding. And it's gonna kick Beesly's ass.
GAHH. I hit myself in the fucking head when he showed that ring.
And my heart stopped when he got on his knee... fdsljhgshjd.
3. "I feel like, even though I've come back, I haven't come back."
"I wish you would." AND her admitting everything to him.
It was just so long-time-coming and so NEEDED.
2. 27 Seconds of Angstgasmic Silence
This is just so, so intense. So much is said without words.
Jim's face kills me, and the fact that she RETURNS it. Gahh.
1. Casino Night (I bet you did NOT see that coming)
I'm sorry! So cliche, but come on. Its just pure... indescribableness.
Its angstful and powerful and so sad! Every part of it!
The flashback in Gay Witch Hunt is my all-time FAVORITE moment ever.
Fucking kills me every damn time. gfjkh;sfdhjef;shjfh
Jenna Fischer Pictures
Man, she's so freakin' gorgeous and cutee. Not even fair.
Jim Faces
He has some of the best expressions EVAR.
Jim Moments
He's going to be my husband someday. Yes, the Jim Halpert.
Just thought you should know.
5. Love me, love me, say that you love meeee.
It gets stuck in my head every fucking time, and its made even better by Andy.
Yess, I know its at Karen, but I still LOVE Jim singing.
4. All of Office Olympics
Like Pam said, he gets REALLY into something for once.
And its so adorkable how invested in it he gets. I loves him.
3. "Fact: Bears eat beets."
I'm terribly predictable sometimes. BUT COME ON. Jim owns at life.
This is so classic that, no matter what Office fan I talk to, this is the first thing quoted.
2. TIE: "Weird things, like food . . .had no taste."
HEARTBREAKING. But the fact that he's telling Dwight to help him...
Its just so amazingly .. amazing. (thesaurus, much?)
2. TIE: "I got it a week after we started dating."
OMFG. He loves her so much and its so amazing and AHH.
Season 4 Jim owns at life. I want to bear his fruit.
1. "I thought you said I'D be conducting this interview!"
Totally turning the tables on Dwight, and Dwight fucking gets scared of it.
So classically Jim, and so fucking hilarious. Fucking.
John/Jenna Pictures
Soo much raw chemistry. Gahh.
*quotes Walk Hard* You know the sexual tension between them is palpable. *nods*
(please realize I'm kidding)
Kelly Moments
Aww, I love little Kelly Kapoor.
I don't show my appreciation enough.
5. The fact that she launches into a full story about her and Ryan
at a party last night, and all Dwight wanted to know
was what time she got home... six o'clock.
4. "...Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs,
basically anything that is awesome, snow cones..."
Like, wtf was her starting point for this?
3. Her explanation of the Cruise-Holmes and Pitt-Jolie offspring.
While I never condone Brangelina love, this is totally relatable.
Cause all I have to talk about is celebrities' lives, too. And fandom. *sigh*
2. Tie between two great moments in The Deposition;
trash versus smack talk, and her Avril Lavigne cover.
Because he sucks at ping-pong!
1. This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
(Prompt: Angela, take meds)
Michael Moments
He's actually a good guy sometimes.
When he's not making me want to smack the ignorance out of him.
But I suppose that's the point. :-)
5. Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend...
Dude. And he doesn't even buy the full song. He just wants to test it.
How much awesome is that made of?
4. "They could be tracings... how much?"
This was so sweet, because he's so geniunly proud of her.
And he wanted to PAY for her picture. Luvs.
3. "Why are you the way you are?"
So deadpan. You have to love the Toby hate.
This was like the best bitch-out. "You make it... not that way."
2. "Never, EVER give up."
This part makes me want to cry. Seriously.
I mean, he truly cares. Its beyond sweet.
1. His Boose Cruise dancing has me in stitches every time.
How does Steve do the things he does?
Pam Faces
Gahh. I love Pammyyyyy.
Pam Moments
50 more ties, I'm such a cheater.
But Pam is just so... I don't even know. I can't pinpoint it.
She's just... PAM. ♥
5. TIE: PMSing pretty bad
I'm not evil, I promise! But I think this moment is so beautiful in its sadness.
Its like, this is raw Pam. We get to see how she really feels.
AND EVEN DWIGHT CRIES AT IT.
5. TIE: Pamcasso's was the prettiest art of all the art.
It is undeniably sad that no one came, but this is so Pam.
Quietly waiting for someone to show her attention. Many hugs to her.
4. TIE: Providing music for the bird funeral
This was so sweet, with her little high singing along to the recorder.
Its so cute that she got so involved, hehe.
4. TIE: Winning the art contest
She's so proud, she's practically squeeing.
I loooove Happy!Pam. And Proud!Pam.
3. Random hyperness in Drug Testing
Jenna said in the commentary that she was bouncy that day.
So Pam got to be adorably bouncy too. And she SKIPPED. "WOW!"
2. "It all happened so fast!"
Only Pam would get a virus from a celebrity sex video.
And she's so sheepish about it! So Pam!
1. TIE: "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
Pam letting loose through the miracle of alcohol is a miracle in itself.
There is so much I love about Drunk!Pam. SECOND DRINK!
1. TIE: Fancy New Beesly takes the coal dive.
She rocked so much, and I love her finding her courage.
She just got to grow and blossom and be amazing.
THEEE END.
Aww, I'm sad. This was so much fun.
I hope you enjoyed!
* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.