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me and taylar were board so we decided to write storys.. they are really gay but funny!!
ok heres my story
one day there was this girl named taylar she was a pimp and she was in love with this kid named matt. but matt is a cracker! so one day she was walking down the street and she seen a lady sellin didlos so taylar bought one and stuck it up her ass and she shit all over it so then she went to chelseas house crying and saying i need a new didlo so chelsea gave her a coconut and told her to stick it up her butt so taylar did and she was walking around with a coconut sticking otta her butt thennn she seen jon, chelseas hott X b/f and she went up to him and slaped him and said BITCH YOUR JUST JEALOUS BCS YOU DONT HAVE A COCONUT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE so jon ran to chelseas house crying and hes like I LOVE YOU CHELSEA and chelsea gave him a coconut so he stuck it up his butt and he walked to taylars and slap her and said haha i have a coconut in my butthole and taylar laughed and him and said haha your a moron... THE END
now heres taylars story
One day there was this girl named chelsea.. she was a realyl horny bitch. so there was this old grandpa walking down the street.he had a cane.. so chelsea though she could get in his pants easily since he can not move quickly.mind you he has a huge ding dong. sooo she went up to him and said im horny will u fuck me. he said uhhhhh. sure? what does that mean. well chelsea said well it means i want to have sex with you. the old man said okay as u can see i have a boner and im horny to. so they went into the bedroom and take off eachothers clothes.. the old man said wooo never seen these nice of boobbs before. chelsea said oh well there forming i neverr seen that old of a dick before.. old man said : thats because ...im getting old and there sagging.
yeah we were board. cant u tell? haha
ok heres my story
one day there was this girl named taylar she was a pimp and she was in love with this kid named matt. but matt is a cracker! so one day she was walking down the street and she seen a lady sellin didlos so taylar bought one and stuck it up her ass and she shit all over it so then she went to chelseas house crying and saying i need a new didlo so chelsea gave her a coconut and told her to stick it up her butt so taylar did and she was walking around with a coconut sticking otta her butt thennn she seen jon, chelseas hott X b/f and she went up to him and slaped him and said BITCH YOUR JUST JEALOUS BCS YOU DONT HAVE A COCONUT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE so jon ran to chelseas house crying and hes like I LOVE YOU CHELSEA and chelsea gave him a coconut so he stuck it up his butt and he walked to taylars and slap her and said haha i have a coconut in my butthole and taylar laughed and him and said haha your a moron... THE END
now heres taylars story
One day there was this girl named chelsea.. she was a realyl horny bitch. so there was this old grandpa walking down the street.he had a cane.. so chelsea though she could get in his pants easily since he can not move quickly.mind you he has a huge ding dong. sooo she went up to him and said im horny will u fuck me. he said uhhhhh. sure? what does that mean. well chelsea said well it means i want to have sex with you. the old man said okay as u can see i have a boner and im horny to. so they went into the bedroom and take off eachothers clothes.. the old man said wooo never seen these nice of boobbs before. chelsea said oh well there forming i neverr seen that old of a dick before.. old man said : thats because ...im getting old and there sagging.
yeah we were board. cant u tell? haha