I just heard the fat lady singing
Now that I've just about hammered the final nail into the coffin of 2005, the pressure in my brain is easing like steam escaping from a safety overflow valve.
2005 has been a complete and total motherfucker, no tears over the dregs of it slipping down that great imaginary drain at my feet.
These tears, my friends, are tears of joy and relief that I've fraudulently made myself beleive that a slate has been wiped clean and my stupendously horrendous bad luck is no more.
To all those friends I have neglected whilst leaving my head shoved well and truely up my own arse, I salute you for stickin' around.
2005 has been a complete and total motherfucker, no tears over the dregs of it slipping down that great imaginary drain at my feet.
These tears, my friends, are tears of joy and relief that I've fraudulently made myself beleive that a slate has been wiped clean and my stupendously horrendous bad luck is no more.
To all those friends I have neglected whilst leaving my head shoved well and truely up my own arse, I salute you for stickin' around.