He should have been after a meat eater.
Damned if I didn't just get hit by a frozen cow carcass. Cars I expect, perhaps even a cyclist - but the hip of a skinless bovine flank? I don't even want to eat cow, let alone be stuck down in the street by one.
It's high time I thought about moving to a classier neighbourhood.
I had worked myself up into a frenzied lather and was about to furiously vent my spleen over the state of the publishing industry coupled with the faux intellect that the book buying public use to conceal all pervasive idiocy.
But really, the thought just occurred to me - In a week I shall be on a plane and flying to Australia. Yeah baby, and who gives a flying pink poodle about anything else?
Although, all of this getting about on jet planes does go some way to explaining why I have no assets and my Personal Financial Value is so far into the negative I am too afraid to put a number on it.
It's high time I thought about moving to a classier neighbourhood.
I had worked myself up into a frenzied lather and was about to furiously vent my spleen over the state of the publishing industry coupled with the faux intellect that the book buying public use to conceal all pervasive idiocy.
But really, the thought just occurred to me - In a week I shall be on a plane and flying to Australia. Yeah baby, and who gives a flying pink poodle about anything else?
Although, all of this getting about on jet planes does go some way to explaining why I have no assets and my Personal Financial Value is so far into the negative I am too afraid to put a number on it.