The latest meme - stolen from several people

Sep 30, 2004 14:58

I don't usually do these things, but what the hell. Now you all better answer otherwise I'll be all upset and paranoid, ok ( Read more... )

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e_skwaird October 1 2004, 08:39:33 UTC
Go out with me? Who's covering the airfare?
Give me your number? Sure, it's "7"
Have sex with me? I'd have to discuss that with my wife. We don't have any such agreement. Should I have her give you a call?
Let me kiss you? Sure.
Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Sappy I can do. Eviscerations are out.
Let me take you out to dinner? Most assuredly
Drive me somewhere/anywhere? As long as it isn't on HWY 101
Take a shower with me? well that's usually a precursor to sex, so I guess we'd have to refer to the answer to that question.
Be my GF/BF? Back to the wife thing.
Have a fling with me? Same answer
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Yes
Buy me a drink if i didn't have money? Yes
Take me home for the night? Depends
Would you let me sleep in your bed? Sure, we'd sleep on the futon.
Sing car karaoke with me? Isn't karaoke the japanese word for tone deaf?
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Sure
Re-post this for me to answer your questions? No
Let me give you a piggyback ride? Your call. I weigh 100kg
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

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ooops, missed one e_skwaird October 1 2004, 08:41:53 UTC
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? Been done for me before.

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