JOOOOEL WAS SOOO GOOOD.
MY RIBS ARE SOOOO NOT.
POWERADE IS A BITCH.
CAPS LOCK IS FUUUUUN.
I AM SLEEEEPY.
I WORK ALLLL DAY.
MATT MAYS IS ONE CRAZY MOFO FOR CLIMBING THE RAFTERS.
AND FOR STANDING ON THE GATE RUBBING HIS CROTCH ON ME.
I WANT HIS CD NOOOOW
CROWD SUFERS SHOULD ALL FALL AND EAT IT.
THANKS CHRONICLE HERALD.
I LOOOOOVE JOURNALISTS.
-not even kidding.