//004 [Dream]
Effects: None, other than pure 'WTF'
Warnings: Crack. Seriously. There is nothing serious about this dream at all.
It's a wedding chapel. Nothing fancy really, just a small white building like you might find in Vegas. The room is tiny and there's not many people in the rows of seats, and most of them aren't distinguishable as anyone at all.
Dante however, is decked out in a tux and standing at the end of the aisle. Next to him is... something... in a wedding dress. Standing nearby is Nero, in a little boy's tux with shorts. Guess who's the ring bearer in this wedding? Even in his dreams, Dante's a dick.
"You may kiss the bride," says a muffled voice, even though a priest or officiator is no where to be seen. Once Dante lifts the veil of his bride, we can see it's a.... mop. Yes, the bride is a mop. The same mop that Dante proposes to while drunk in the DMC manga. As Dante stands there simply staring, the doors of the building bust open, and an irate looking pizza box stomps in.
"You! You said you'd always love me!" the pizza screams, rushing down the aisle.
"You two timer!" the mop yells, smacking Dante upside the head with its handle.
"Ow, girls, please! There's enough of me for both of you!" And as Dante is about to be attacked a vicious mop and pizza, the dream ends abruptly.
[Dante jerks awake, having dozed off at his desk rather than in a bed. He glances around and then at his dreamberry, before a long string of curses follows.]
What the hell?
Warnings: Crack. Seriously. There is nothing serious about this dream at all.
It's a wedding chapel. Nothing fancy really, just a small white building like you might find in Vegas. The room is tiny and there's not many people in the rows of seats, and most of them aren't distinguishable as anyone at all.
Dante however, is decked out in a tux and standing at the end of the aisle. Next to him is... something... in a wedding dress. Standing nearby is Nero, in a little boy's tux with shorts. Guess who's the ring bearer in this wedding? Even in his dreams, Dante's a dick.
"You may kiss the bride," says a muffled voice, even though a priest or officiator is no where to be seen. Once Dante lifts the veil of his bride, we can see it's a.... mop. Yes, the bride is a mop. The same mop that Dante proposes to while drunk in the DMC manga. As Dante stands there simply staring, the doors of the building bust open, and an irate looking pizza box stomps in.
"You! You said you'd always love me!" the pizza screams, rushing down the aisle.
"You two timer!" the mop yells, smacking Dante upside the head with its handle.
"Ow, girls, please! There's enough of me for both of you!" And as Dante is about to be attacked a vicious mop and pizza, the dream ends abruptly.
[Dante jerks awake, having dozed off at his desk rather than in a bed. He glances around and then at his dreamberry, before a long string of curses follows.]
What the hell?