a little late this year
1. What did you do in 2013 that you'd never done before?
Procreated.
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I was actually getting better at avoiding buying China-bought crap until it came to baby stuff. Then it's hopeless.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Us.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Torch just died. And my dad. Not sure if the latter counts as close though.
5. What countries did you visit?
I didn't get to visit SHIT.
6. What would you like to have in 2014 that you lacked in 2013?
My old life back.
7. What date from 2013 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The fucking horrible hospital birthing experience.
8. What was your biggest achievement(s) of the year?
None.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not procreating.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Just mental illness galore from everything.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Inapplicable for the most part.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
I don't know.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
...
14. Where did most of your money go?
:(
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
---
16. What songs will always remind you of 2013?
I don't know.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
Definitely angrier.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
I don't know.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
*shrugs*
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
We went to the Jewish restaurant. It was okay.
21. SCENE MISSING
22. Did you fall in love in 2012?
---
23. How many one night stands?
Inapplicable at present.
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
Who cares.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Myself.
26. What was the best book you read?
Like I have time for that.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
No time for that either really.
28. What did you want and get?
Not much.
29. What did you want and not get?
My sanity back.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Also no time for that.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Absolutely nothing. 37.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not having to leave my comfortable, affordable former life.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2013?
Piss and shit everywhere.
34. What kept you sane?
Inapplicable.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
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36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Sick to death of politics.
37. Who did you miss?
My old life, my sanity.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Despite all the hardships endured, I'll still have to say Jade. She's alright.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2013.
NEVER EVER TRUST ANYONE'S BIRTH CONTROL EVER AGAIN. EVER.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"Sleep, little one, sleep..."
EDIT: I just realized said deaths were actually 2014, not 2013. Oh well.
Procreated.
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I was actually getting better at avoiding buying China-bought crap until it came to baby stuff. Then it's hopeless.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Us.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Torch just died. And my dad. Not sure if the latter counts as close though.
5. What countries did you visit?
I didn't get to visit SHIT.
6. What would you like to have in 2014 that you lacked in 2013?
My old life back.
7. What date from 2013 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The fucking horrible hospital birthing experience.
8. What was your biggest achievement(s) of the year?
None.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not procreating.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Just mental illness galore from everything.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Inapplicable for the most part.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
I don't know.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
...
14. Where did most of your money go?
:(
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
---
16. What songs will always remind you of 2013?
I don't know.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
Definitely angrier.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
I don't know.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
*shrugs*
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
We went to the Jewish restaurant. It was okay.
21. SCENE MISSING
22. Did you fall in love in 2012?
---
23. How many one night stands?
Inapplicable at present.
24. What were your favorite TV programs?
Who cares.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Myself.
26. What was the best book you read?
Like I have time for that.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
No time for that either really.
28. What did you want and get?
Not much.
29. What did you want and not get?
My sanity back.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Also no time for that.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Absolutely nothing. 37.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not having to leave my comfortable, affordable former life.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2013?
Piss and shit everywhere.
34. What kept you sane?
Inapplicable.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
---
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Sick to death of politics.
37. Who did you miss?
My old life, my sanity.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Despite all the hardships endured, I'll still have to say Jade. She's alright.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2013.
NEVER EVER TRUST ANYONE'S BIRTH CONTROL EVER AGAIN. EVER.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"Sleep, little one, sleep..."
EDIT: I just realized said deaths were actually 2014, not 2013. Oh well.