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shootingstripes

Banana Seven Seven

Jun 30, 2009 22:09

Okay. so. Me and Mel' and Akito went on an adventure. To the casino ( Read more... )

fruit machines = slot machines, lalalala, mello is an idiot

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chocogun June 30 2009, 21:36:42 UTC

I HAD to torture him because he was going to give us information on the casino.

And you stupid motherfucker asshole.
YOU SPENT FUCKING 20,000 BERRIES ON A FUCKING MACHINE. YOU ARE FUCKING CUNT. 20,000 BERRIES, MATT. You don't spend that much on a fucking fruit machine! And you weren't going to break it, are you stupid?!

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 21:37:49 UTC

I WAS ABOUT TO CRACK IT, YOU FUCKING ASS

chocogun June 30 2009, 21:38:42 UTC

YOU FUCKING WEREN'T.

The guys didn't kick us out of the casino for getting so much money on Black Jack because you gave half of it back to them!

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 21:40:33 UTC

Oh fuck you, you KNOW I was going to do it

I was being fucking awesome

...I was about to, Mel. You dick.

chocogun June 30 2009, 21:42:51 UTC

Being fucking awesome? The chance that you actually got another 7 would MAYBE be after you spent another 10,000 berries. And by then the middle seven had been switched by cherry! That's how it's supposed to work.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 21:49:56 UTC

You know nothing of fruit machines, Mel'. I could top you there anyday.

I WAS winning.

chocogun June 30 2009, 21:51:06 UTC

Okay, let's not go there. I could win that shit faster than you.
AND FOR YOU TO WIN IT, YOU'D NEED PROBABLY TO ROB TWO BANKS FIRST.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 21:52:28 UTC

Don't mess with me, Mel', I've played games all my life.
NO I WOULDN'T. AND IF I NEEDED TO, I'D FUCKING DO IT BETTER THAN YOU.

chocogun June 30 2009, 21:53:57 UTC

Fruit machines are NOT a game, Matt. They are made so winning only happens each 15 years.

You spent all the money you did on Black Jack. YOU WERE TRYING TO GET MINE.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 21:58:33 UTC

Of course. I was going to get it back, Mel'. I'm not dumb and you know it, so don't say that shit. I was about to break the code, Mello, I was going to win.

chocogun June 30 2009, 22:01:57 UTC

You weren't. I'd never see a fucking berri again, because all of my berries would be in a FUCKING FRUIT MACHINE.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 22:04:27 UTC

I'm telling you. All I needed was like... seven more berries. I could do it, Mel'.

chocogun June 30 2009, 22:04:51 UTC

You said that about the last 10 berries you had.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 22:05:24 UTC

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I could do it. You ruined it all.

chocogun June 30 2009, 22:10:30 UTC

At least we will get money back, else I'd fuck you up for losing all that money.

shootingstripes June 30 2009, 22:11:16 UTC

You wouldn't do it.
And if you did, I'd fuck you up first.

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