Blah blah I am Sands ((IC))

May 15, 2006 16:39

So I ruined Mother's Day for my kid. No- let us be honest here, hmm?
Gambit ruinned Mother's Day by kicking my ass.
So here I am, in Mexico where all good things must end. In a filthy little hospital that smells like piss and chongos.

Now I imagine you asking yourself- 'how is he even typing this and how did he find a lap top in that backwards little asshole of a village?'
That's top secret, darling.

I will return to the nexus shortly. Until then suffer. Suffer and miss me horribly.

I expect many gifts upon my return and much love for I am weak and injured.
Those of you that ignore this entry will be hunted down and ass raped. With a spoon.

Fuck these meds are good.

Oh right. I was hopping around the Question Club part of the nexus and thought this was a grand idea-
If you could have sex with anyone- no strings and no consequences- who would it be?
Jack- Do not say Tabby. Be fucking creative.
Adrian may not have seen it coming but I know you a little better.

With hate and bile to you all,
Sandsy
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