(no subject)
Dear shitbags / crackheads / trash / scum,
Stop robbing the bank near my house. You have inconvenienced me twice in just three weeks.
Do me another favor while you are at it. Take your stolen pistol and put it in your mouth. Remember to point backwards, not up. We want you dead, not in a coma. This will spare us taxpayers the expense of keeping you on a ventilator. Now pull the trigger. Thank you and have a nice day.
Stop robbing the bank near my house. You have inconvenienced me twice in just three weeks.
Do me another favor while you are at it. Take your stolen pistol and put it in your mouth. Remember to point backwards, not up. We want you dead, not in a coma. This will spare us taxpayers the expense of keeping you on a ventilator. Now pull the trigger. Thank you and have a nice day.