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I cant stop listening to TBS.Brings back soooo mannyyyy good memories.I think I'm seeing Warren tomorrow.I hope so.I'm going to Philly on Friday with JJ and Michelle.Sooo excited.I think the hills have eyes 2 comes out Friday.It hurts me to see pain in others.My lawyer told me a beautiful thing today.It almost made me cry.Anyway so there is this russian restaurant I think somewhere on Brighton Beach.So at this restauarant there are two little girls having birthday.One girl is turning 5 and the other is turning 6.The girl who was turning 6 saw that the other girl had a cake shaped as a doll.So the 6 year old goes to her mother and says "Mommy I want that cake".The mother explaines to her that its not possible because they have already chosen a differenat cake.The little girl whines and tells her mother that she is going to be sorry.So the DJ is about to play a song to sing Happy birthday to the 6 year old.He is on the mic and the little girl goes up and asks if she could have the mic.He hands it to her.Everyone thought she was going to do something cute and say thankou and whatever.(In russian sometimes when you say uncle it could also mean a close male family friend)So the little girl says..."I'm saying this right now because you didnt get me the cake mama, and how I saw you kissing uncle Olegs penis".Uncle Oleg is her fathers bfff4e4e4effvf4e4ezzzzzzzzz.When the night was over uncle Oleg had a broken nose and almost broken leg.The wife left with a broken arm.True story.