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A mother, father, and son sit down for dinner one night. The mother asks her son if he wants to say grace so he says, "thank you, god, for blessing us with this food. And good bye grandma."
The next day they find out that grandma is dead.
Later on that day they sit down for dinner, and once again the mother asks her son if he wants to say grace, he agrees and says, "Thanks for blessing us with this food. And good bye, dad."
The next evening the boys mother is worried as her husband hasn't returned home yet, so she phones his work place up.
He explains to his wife, "I've been hiding under my desk all day scared as hell that something is gonna happen to me".
"You think you've had a bad day, the post man dropped dead at our door step this morning!"
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