beach parties are cool beans.

[nendo_chan]

Comments

[sakeofparadise]

[Sleeping under one of the umbrellas in these shorts]

I-I couldn't think of anyone else. xD

[moarmermaidsplz]

[Barely resisting the urge to kick sand over the fugliest pair of shorts she's ever seen, here.]

haha xD

[sakeofparadise]

[These shorts are a thing of beauty. You just cannot understand it.]

sorry, but she kind of exists to make guys with permastubble miserable. xD

[moarmermaidsplz]

[She can understand acting on that urge, and covering up the rest of him while she's at it.]

Don't apologize~

[sakeofparadise]

[She'd better not.]

//tries not to

[moarmermaidsplz]

[Oh, but she is.]

\o/

[sakeofparadise]

Oi, oi!

[Rolls to safety.]

:D

[moarmermaidsplz]

[She stops kicking for a moment to glare at him like he's the one up to random mischief.]

What?

Re: :D

[sakeofparadise]

Stop burying me!

[moarmermaidsplz]

I don't wanna look at your fugly-ass shorts anymore!

[Back to rather ineffectually kicking sand onto him she goes.]

[sakeofparadise]

It's rude to stare. Don't blame me for it when you can't look away~

[moarmermaidsplz]

[EW. EW EW EW. She likes prettyboys, thanks.]

It's not my fault you stuck your stupid hairy ass in that thing! You can see it from a mile away!

[sakeofparadise]

...My ass isn't hairy, thank you very much.

[The increased vision is the point.]

[moarmermaidsplz]

Yeah, it is.

[Don't question Bluebell's intuition when it comes to insults. She just knows.]

[sakeofparadise]

I would prove it if you weren't so young.

I DO NOT WIN AT HTML.

[moarmermaidsplz]

Even if I was an old fart like you, I still wouldn't want to see your hairy ass. Nyu!