I'M FULL OF OWLS.

Jun 27, 2011 22:02

I wanted to try something new because I thought it could be fun.

So this is the first OWL INBOX POST for Sorting Hat ( Read more... )

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fearnoanvil June 30 2011, 10:09:37 UTC
kid8dik July 5 2011, 00:39:52 UTC
Dear John,

While I appreciate your attempts to make a symmetrical cat, I fixed several errors.



Cordially,
Death the Kid

PS. The prior cat was not a devil beast.

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fearnoanvil July 6 2011, 12:54:34 UTC
dear kid,

i burned your letter. please do not be offended but i don't think i could handle killing it by myself if it starts to go rogue again.

sincerely,
john

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kid8dik July 7 2011, 23:29:25 UTC
Dear John,

Disgusting. That was a blatant offense of symmetry. A piece of art that possessed perfect balance was destroyed. I hope you are looking upon your actions with remorse.

Signed,
Death the Kid

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fearnoanvil July 8 2011, 17:33:06 UTC
dear kid,

what if it was destroyed symmetrically?

sincerely,
john

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kid8dik July 14 2011, 11:23:12 UTC
Dear John,

Burning is rarely a symmetrical process; paper is rather unpredictable in that regard.

HOWEVER. If, by some chance, it was a symmetrical burning, then perhaps I can tolerate this.

Signed,
Death the Kid

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fearnoanvil July 15 2011, 09:04:32 UTC
dear kid,

yeah. it was pretty symmetrical, let me tell you!

sincerely,
john

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