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I'M FULL OF OWLS.
Jun 27, 2011 22:02
I wanted to try something new because I thought it could be fun.
So this is the first OWL INBOX POST for Sorting Hat (
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fearnoanvil
June 30 2011, 10:09:37 UTC
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kid8dik
July 5 2011, 00:39:52 UTC
Dear John,
While I appreciate your attempts to make a symmetrical cat, I fixed several errors.
Cordially,
Death the Kid
PS. The prior cat was not a devil beast.
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fearnoanvil
July 6 2011, 12:54:34 UTC
dear kid,
i burned your letter. please do not be offended but i don't think i could handle killing it by myself if it starts to go rogue again.
sincerely,
john
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kid8dik
July 7 2011, 23:29:25 UTC
Dear John,
Disgusting. That was a blatant offense of symmetry. A piece of art that possessed perfect balance was destroyed. I hope you are looking upon your actions with remorse.
Signed,
Death the Kid
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fearnoanvil
July 8 2011, 17:33:06 UTC
dear kid,
what if it was destroyed symmetrically?
sincerely,
john
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kid8dik
July 14 2011, 11:23:12 UTC
Dear John,
Burning is rarely a symmetrical process; paper is rather unpredictable in that regard.
HOWEVER. If, by some chance, it was a symmetrical burning, then perhaps I can tolerate this.
Signed,
Death the Kid
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fearnoanvil
July 15 2011, 09:04:32 UTC
dear kid,
yeah. it was pretty symmetrical, let me tell you!
sincerely,
john
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While I appreciate your attempts to make a symmetrical cat, I fixed several errors.
Cordially,
Death the Kid
PS. The prior cat was not a devil beast.
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i burned your letter. please do not be offended but i don't think i could handle killing it by myself if it starts to go rogue again.
sincerely,
john
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Disgusting. That was a blatant offense of symmetry. A piece of art that possessed perfect balance was destroyed. I hope you are looking upon your actions with remorse.
Signed,
Death the Kid
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what if it was destroyed symmetrically?
sincerely,
john
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Burning is rarely a symmetrical process; paper is rather unpredictable in that regard.
HOWEVER. If, by some chance, it was a symmetrical burning, then perhaps I can tolerate this.
Signed,
Death the Kid
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yeah. it was pretty symmetrical, let me tell you!
sincerely,
john
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