I'M FULL OF OWLS.

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I wanted to try something new because I thought it could be fun.

So this is the first OWL INBOX POST for Sorting Hat

Comments

[makachopgo]

Dear John,

No, I don't think it's creepy, but I'm kind of embarrassed you'd want to hang up my rubbish doodles somewhere.



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That's what I first thought of when I read "Aquaman."

I could try it, I guess. And no, I don't watch a lot of films either so I didn't know that.

--Maka

[fearnoanvil]

dear maka,

they are not rubbish. they are cute!

hehe good guess but this is what he looks like:


dude. have you watched any nic cage movies AT ALL?

- john

[makachopgo]

Dear John,

If I said no would you be disappointed in me?

--Maka

crying, did i really type this

[fearnoanvil]

dear maka,

i am not disappointed in you! after all, it is never too late to correct your terrible life choices.

you should watch con air. it is about nic cage as cameron poe getting sentenced to jail for accidentally killing a person while protecting his wife. after ten years, he gets on a plane home to finally meet his daughter on her birthday. but wait! criminals escape, and instead of landing safely, the cunning john malkovich as cyrus the virus takes over. with the help of john cusack as us marshal vince larkin, poe finally apprehends this criminal and claims his prize in the form of reuniting with his loving wife and daughter.

there, i hope that makes you as excited as me when i wrote it.

- john