Hello, world
I'm back. Well in a technical sense. See the power in the room that I'm currently staying in has been out for the past three weeks now and my computer has been just about as dark as I am. No computer no internet make Joseph blah blah blah.
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do. apon4wep9sdjfp9ah8394ewy98qahewpknfiaewkjhds93nakwjzdsnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Anyway there's actually been a lot going on between now and the last time I've really sat down and bitched at the internet. I've actually been trying a lot of new shit for the sake of doing so and so far I've had a good 90% success rate. Of course by success rate I mean fucking entertaining. No, this is not another month of me convincing all my closest friends I'm coming out of the closet and hitting on them in the most inappropriate way in front of their girlfriends, I'm actually moving towards some form of self improvement. Not that there's anything terribly WRONG with me, especially since I've been bike riding so much and have this fantastic ass following me around everywhere I go. But those are details for another day.
As of yesterday I have begun something I like to call Radical Truth. For a minimum of 30 days I am bringing myself to complete and painful honesty at any and every given situation. There will be times that I randomly speak my mind about something if I feel like it. I may feel the need to detail my explanations or otherwise throw around what I feel are appropriate adjectives. Not everyone may like what I have to say, a few people haven't already. For the month of May and part of June that's just how I roll son, and if you really don't wanna know you probably shouldn't bring it up. I'm not going to throw out any unnecessary disclaimers. Instead, I am going to sit back, smile and wait for the inevitable disappointment.
The most important part of this however is that I am alive. I am still here. I am still angry as hell. I still hate all of you with a glorious, red tinted passion. Most importantly, I am still the reason most of you wake up in the morning. Come on, admit it. You love that ass. Give it to me baby.
Go crazy? Don't mind if I do. apon4wep9sdjfp9ah8394ewy98qahewpknfiaewkjhds93nakwjzdsnffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Anyway there's actually been a lot going on between now and the last time I've really sat down and bitched at the internet. I've actually been trying a lot of new shit for the sake of doing so and so far I've had a good 90% success rate. Of course by success rate I mean fucking entertaining. No, this is not another month of me convincing all my closest friends I'm coming out of the closet and hitting on them in the most inappropriate way in front of their girlfriends, I'm actually moving towards some form of self improvement. Not that there's anything terribly WRONG with me, especially since I've been bike riding so much and have this fantastic ass following me around everywhere I go. But those are details for another day.
As of yesterday I have begun something I like to call Radical Truth. For a minimum of 30 days I am bringing myself to complete and painful honesty at any and every given situation. There will be times that I randomly speak my mind about something if I feel like it. I may feel the need to detail my explanations or otherwise throw around what I feel are appropriate adjectives. Not everyone may like what I have to say, a few people haven't already. For the month of May and part of June that's just how I roll son, and if you really don't wanna know you probably shouldn't bring it up. I'm not going to throw out any unnecessary disclaimers. Instead, I am going to sit back, smile and wait for the inevitable disappointment.
The most important part of this however is that I am alive. I am still here. I am still angry as hell. I still hate all of you with a glorious, red tinted passion. Most importantly, I am still the reason most of you wake up in the morning. Come on, admit it. You love that ass. Give it to me baby.