FYI
Two people we know have broken up. They 'broke up' in May I think but drama continues. Lately I have noticed that my day breaks down like this-
8 hours of sleep
8 hours of work
2 hours eating
1 hour of writing
10 hours of people talking to me about the people that broke up.
I was just as amazed as you are by the math. Therefore I am instituting a new rule. Please pay close attention.
IF you are one of the two people that broke up, you can talk to me all you want about it.
IF you are NOT one of those people, it will cost you 1$ if you bring up the subject in conversation.
It will cost you 2$ if you bring up the subject again after saying you are 'done'.
It will cost you 10$ an hour if you just absolutely have to talk to me about it.
The 10$ is even if you only discuss it for five minutes, because quite frankly you have fucked up my day for an hour by bringing it up.
Note- If you try to convince me that one of the two people is a saint and free of all sin, there is no charge but I will mock you. I will mock you a lot.
All money collected will be donated to the lapdancer of my choice.
8 hours of sleep
8 hours of work
2 hours eating
1 hour of writing
10 hours of people talking to me about the people that broke up.
I was just as amazed as you are by the math. Therefore I am instituting a new rule. Please pay close attention.
IF you are one of the two people that broke up, you can talk to me all you want about it.
IF you are NOT one of those people, it will cost you 1$ if you bring up the subject in conversation.
It will cost you 2$ if you bring up the subject again after saying you are 'done'.
It will cost you 10$ an hour if you just absolutely have to talk to me about it.
The 10$ is even if you only discuss it for five minutes, because quite frankly you have fucked up my day for an hour by bringing it up.
Note- If you try to convince me that one of the two people is a saint and free of all sin, there is no charge but I will mock you. I will mock you a lot.
All money collected will be donated to the lapdancer of my choice.