Great Moments in Clueless Flirting

May 08, 2007 08:50

A woman I gave my number to at Frolicon called me last night. She was impressed that I remembered her name and she kept mentioning how free she was this weekend. I of course did not get this obvious hint and I never made any suggestions about what she could do this Saturday with her beautiful ass.

That's not the clueless moment.

Clueless moment came when she mentioned her tattoos. She said she had a bunny tattoo because she used to have a pet rabbit. What do I say in response to this?

"Oh cool! I like rabbits too. I used to collect bunny figurines!"

I am such a stud.
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