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Aug 04, 2004 22:25

This is worth posting... me fucking with Tiffany.


ShokKnTerroR: Ill give you something to cry about
spiff E tiffy: go for it
ShokKnTerroR: THE WEAK ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE
spiff E tiffy: oh boohoo. then how are the strong strong dumbass
spiff E tiffy: it's 10. why aren't you gone!
ShokKnTerroR: 11 or 12
spiff E tiffy: oh right.
spiff E tiffy: cool kids like me have provisional licenses so they can't drive past 1am
ShokKnTerroR: ha
spiff E tiffy: i'll b 18 soon. it's all good.
spiff E tiffy: only like 3 ? months
ShokKnTerroR: good for you
spiff E tiffy: no one likes you
spiff E tiffy: :-!
ShokKnTerroR: nobody masturbates to you
spiff E tiffy: =-O
spiff E tiffy: oh no you didn't!
spiff E tiffy: no one gets wet over you.
ShokKnTerroR: Thats a lie
spiff E tiffy: or do they want to take a shower with you
spiff E tiffy: oh no it's not
ShokKnTerroR: oh but it isnt
spiff E tiffy: and besides people do too masturbate to me
spiff E tiffy: nice try .
ShokKnTerroR: Prepositions are similar but don't mean the same thing. You mean "on" not "to"
spiff E tiffy: hahaha
spiff E tiffy: if that were even true, which it isn't, that's at least better than what you get every night
ShokKnTerroR: Rob tells us what happens when you two go out
spiff E tiffy: haha
ShokKnTerroR: This is the exact conversation that me and my ex gf were having when I realized I hated her
ShokKnTerroR: haha
ShokKnTerroR: makes you feel good eh
spiff E tiffy: hey
spiff E tiffy: yeah thanks a lot.
spiff E tiffy: how did you get into that kind of conversation
ShokKnTerroR: So do you still have that skin disease?
spiff E tiffy: okay wtf
ShokKnTerroR: wait... you didn't have a skin disease?
spiff E tiffy: do you still have that unibrow, which no one finds attractive
spiff E tiffy: okay no
spiff E tiffy: and i still don't
spiff E tiffy: are you being serious? or just fighting again?
ShokKnTerroR: am i?
spiff E tiffy: okay i don't have any skin disease
spiff E tiffy: so just wax the damn thing off gaad
ShokKnTerroR: wow... man you got me there
spiff E tiffy: well if you didn't go off on some 'skin disease' thing
spiff E tiffy: hahaha
spiff E tiffy: so did your ex have one of those
ShokKnTerroR: No... but you did so I thought
spiff E tiffy: okay no
spiff E tiffy: i never have
ShokKnTerroR: what the fuck WAS that then
spiff E tiffy: okay .. wtf
ShokKnTerroR: Ok i have to come clean
ShokKnTerroR: no i never thought you had a skin disease
ShokKnTerroR: rigs mentioned it to me, that perhaps i should ask you
ShokKnTerroR: because hes confused as to what the hell that is
spiff E tiffy: wtf what is??
ShokKnTerroR: the skin...thing?
spiff E tiffy: i dont have a skin thing
ShokKnTerroR: oh
spiff E tiffy: whhaaa
spiff E tiffy is away at 10:22:01 PM.
ShokKnTerroR: sorry

Auto response from spiff E tiffy: wow at least i have a life.

ShokKnTerroR: wow at least i dont have dermatitus
spiff E tiffy returned at 10:23:03 PM.
spiff E tiffy: i dont have anything
ShokKnTerroR: ok ok
spiff E tiffy: that kids a fag too
spiff E tiffy: did he really say that
ShokKnTerroR: why is he a fag
spiff E tiffy: for sayin that
spiff E tiffy: if he did
ShokKnTerroR: He didn't wanna hurt you
spiff E tiffy: i mean if i had one then i had one
spiff E tiffy: but i dont
ShokKnTerroR: Im at least an equal opportunity
spiff E tiffy: like are you being serious
spiff E tiffy: wtf
ShokKnTerroR: well im done with this
spiff E tiffy: yeah same
spiff E tiffy: i'm gettin off, bye
ShokKnTerroR: see ya

I was kidding lameass!
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